DanTheShive: Ah, instant messaging. Is there any activity more worthwhile?
BatFigure: I'm Batman.DanTheShive: GAH! What the hell? You have an instant messenger?
DanTheShive: No, you're not. You're a Justice League Batman figure I bought from a comic book store and are in no way a threat to DC and its various trademarks and copyrights.
What do you want, anyway?
