Batman, How Could You?!

I was in a FRY's earlier today, and something caught my eye. A Batman... thing that's specifically designed to be placed on computer monitors. An official Batman product that's designed to stay near where you work at the computer and stare at you with a judgmental look on his face.

SOUND FAMILIAR?!

Batman, you jerk! I... I thought we had something special! You would sit on my desk, remind me to do all that stuff I'm supposed to do, and now I find out about... about... THIS?!

I'm sorry, Batman, but this is just too much for me. I'm replacing you with my Princess Peach figure. Yeah, she only reminds me to rescue her and play video games, but at least I can trust her! Even if she does disappear for days at a time and comes back smelling strangely of Italian food and turtles...

IM Chat - BatFigure's Productivity Advice

DanTheShive: Ah, instant messaging. Is there any activity more worthwhile?


BatFigure: I'm Batman.



DanTheShive: GAH! What the hell? You have an instant messenger?

BatFigure: Of course I do. I'm Batman.

DanTheShive: No, you're not. You're a Justice League Batman figure I bought from a comic book store and are in no way a threat to DC and its various trademarks and copyrights.

What do you want, anyway?

Blargh... Sunday...

Hm... I should post at least one interesting thing a day here. Haven't done much yet today, though. I'm still getting back on a good sleeping schedule since New Years.

Let's see, interesting... interesting... Oh! I have a Batman action figure on my desk. Yeah, I was making jokes on Twitter about how Batman was telling me to do all these things like sit up straight and work harder, and I decided to buy a small action figure of him to help remind me to do these things.

I know it's a little silly, but... what's that, Batman? Why did I sleep so late today? I'm still recovering from staying up late on New Years Eve. ...Yes, I know the early robin gets the worm, but... I was... I just... DUDE, IT'S SUNDAY! BACK OFF, BATMAN!

Yeesh. If he keeps this up, he's gonna get replaced by my Chris Griffin figure. He won't judge me.